Epic (W)Rap Battle of Babywearing

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Epic Wrap Battle of Babywearing
© by ObilessMomof6, BEAT PRODUCED BY: Keal
Babywearing (W)Rap/ Rap-Video aus dem Kreativ-Wettbewerb von Obimama , Februar 2012

— Are You Challenging My Babywearing? — Yes, I am!

Text:
(Jen)
I’ll shed some light for you
Since you’re questioning my skills
How I cook and clean all day
And also keep on the bills
Each morning the alarm rings
And it’s time to get a movin‘
Grab my baby and a wrap
So that we can get a groovin‘
I make your breakfast and your lunch
And send you on your way
With this baby on my back
I keep a handle on my day
I school our half a dozen kids
Do the wash and push a broom
I don’t even get a break
To be alone in the bathroom

(Jen’s husband)
Ewwwww
Listen up woman,
I hate to burst your bubble
With this baby on my back
I can do nearly double
Check the oil, mow the yard
Clean the gutters, write a card
Change the filter on the fridge
There ain’t nothing that’s too hard
When the kids get out of line
The baby ain’t in the way
I dish out discipline directly
And I get on with my day
I can rock out on guitar
And in a stroke of ironica
There’s a baby on my back
Playin backup on harmonica

(Jen)
Babywearin’s in my blood
It goes back every generation
My granny’s granny wore a baby
While fighting for this nation
I may have startet with a MobyWrap
An ergo and a ring sling
But when it comes to what you know
Boy I taught you everything
I can double hammock rock
Knotless finish and slipknot
Tighten rails thread by thread
All my passes are so taunt
Every head receives a kiss
Every seat is knee to knee
And that you can manage boy
Is a buckled SSC

(Jen’s husband)
You are just an amateur
I’m a babywearing genius
Got this baby wrapped up tight
Where nothing will come between us
I tie wraps that moms ain’t never heard of
Like the double canopy
Figure eight fishing rod work glove
The way I wrap is so wizardly
Magical it’s like sorcery
Wrapping telekinetically
Watch your back cause it’s trickery
My baby wearing ability
Is up there with nobility
It’s only fitting that I should be
Rockin an OBI

(Jen)
Well if you’re ready now
To put an end to all this drama
Shake your pay pal tree
And let’s get an Obimama

(Jen’s husband)
I got my pay pal tree all stacked and ready
But you better promise me you’ll pick a wrap
that’s daddy friendly
With kombi straps
And a tie waist would be cool
And ask that Obimama
For a holster for my tools

(Jen)
And a neck roll
And I want it reversible
With knee pads, a toy loop
And a hood that’s adjustable
Just can’t survive another featherweight Friday
Wrap conversions haunt my sleep

(Both)
Word to the Obiless Mama

 

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